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[Who's got two thumbs and is relaxing on a bunk in his own private jail cell? THIS GUY. Duncan here got picked up after breaking into a shop in Goldenrod, and had his Haunter sneak his Pokégear back to him...among a few other things, just to mess with the cops when he wasn't busy with the forced labor at the local inn he'd been assigned. Mostly stuff he could use to pick the lock on his cell door in a pinch, though at the moment all that's hidden in various places on his person and in the cell.]
Man it feels good to be home. Well, not home home, but it's not like there's a whole lot of difference between jail cells here and back where I come from.
[Well, he doesn't have a bunkmate yet, so that's actually an improvement. Not to mention the fact the security here seems pretty low in comparison. Almost like they didn't have as many dedicated career criminals. Then again, Duncan also figures they could just be holding him in a low security cell because they figure it's his first offense. Either way, he's been causing them headaches most of the morning.]
So, does this place work on the honor system or what? Once the loser at the desk notices I've got my gear back, it's gonna be the second time this morning they had to take it away from me.
Seriously, I feel kind of insulted it's this easy to get outta my cell.
Man it feels good to be home. Well, not home home, but it's not like there's a whole lot of difference between jail cells here and back where I come from.
[Well, he doesn't have a bunkmate yet, so that's actually an improvement. Not to mention the fact the security here seems pretty low in comparison. Almost like they didn't have as many dedicated career criminals. Then again, Duncan also figures they could just be holding him in a low security cell because they figure it's his first offense. Either way, he's been causing them headaches most of the morning.]
So, does this place work on the honor system or what? Once the loser at the desk notices I've got my gear back, it's gonna be the second time this morning they had to take it away from me.
Seriously, I feel kind of insulted it's this easy to get outta my cell.
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Date: 2012-05-31 03:28 am (UTC)From:[Not to mention a few other things he doesn't have time to list. Well, he does, he just doesn't feel like borin' the weirdo on the other end of the line.]
Besides, it ain't like jail's all that bad. Once you figure out how to deal with the boredom, it's cake.
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Date: 2012-05-31 04:11 am (UTC)From:[This is her professional opinion as a psychiatrist, obviously.]
Th' company's a lot more interesting, for one. An' they let you do stuff so you don't get bored. Well, mostly. They had t'keep Mister J outta arts an' crafts after he did th' thing with the macaroni an' pipe-cleaners.
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Date: 2012-05-31 04:17 am (UTC)From:And I definitely don't need any stupid doctors tryin' to tell me I got somethin' wrong with me. Least with prison, they just lock you up and leave you alone 'til you get in trouble.
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Date: 2012-05-31 04:45 am (UTC)From:...an' what's wrong with doctors? I was a doctor for a while.
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Date: 2012-05-31 05:03 am (UTC)From:Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 06:21 am (UTC)From:...huh, guess maybe they do try an' know people better'n themselves.
...Well, I ain't one anymore, so it's okay!
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Date: 2012-05-31 06:27 am (UTC)From:Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 06:45 am (UTC)From:[And apparently they're really picky about not launching assaults on the asylum to break out the inmates.]
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Date: 2012-05-31 06:50 am (UTC)From:Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-01 07:05 pm (UTC)From:[video]
Date: 2012-06-04 01:12 am (UTC)From:...riiight. Least they gave you some entertainin' shrinks. I just get 'em tellin' me I only act out 'cuz of my parents.
Figure I could tell 'em they got it backward, but hey, not like I'm the one that blew a few grand on a stupid degree. Figure thinkin' they're right's the last bit o' comfort they got.