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[So there's a new face on camera today, probably because the person trying to use the Pokégear for the first time neglected to read the directions and has managed to perform the equivalent of "send all" with the blasted thing. Either way, he looks very unhappy. If in this context "unhappy" meant "thoroughly pissed off," that is.]
MCLEAN, IF YOU'RE BEHIND THIS, I AM GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR-
[Aaand his angry threats are cut off by a Poochyena growling at him for like the sixth time since he woke up. He was still a little unclear on the logic behind "kidnap someone, give them a mutant pet," but he was doing his best to roll with it for now. Problem was, everytime he raised his voice, the stupid thing got angry with him.]
SHUT IT, FURBALL! I'm tryin' to figure out what's going on!
[More Poochyena growls. Evidently, it likes getting yelled at even less than it likes Duncan's yelling in general. Except this time around, Duncan's had about enough, and actually growls right back. Which results in, well, unfortunate things. Namely, that Pokégear getting dropped as Poochyena tackles the new guy to the ground. And even though neither of them are on-screen anymore, all the growling, barking, and angry cursing makes it pretty clear they still aren't getting along.]
Oh, you are so dead you little- OW! SERIOUSLY? HAIR PULLING?! WHAT KINDA SISSY DOG ARE YOU?!
[Yeah, this was just going beautifully.]
MCLEAN, IF YOU'RE BEHIND THIS, I AM GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR-
[Aaand his angry threats are cut off by a Poochyena growling at him for like the sixth time since he woke up. He was still a little unclear on the logic behind "kidnap someone, give them a mutant pet," but he was doing his best to roll with it for now. Problem was, everytime he raised his voice, the stupid thing got angry with him.]
SHUT IT, FURBALL! I'm tryin' to figure out what's going on!
[More Poochyena growls. Evidently, it likes getting yelled at even less than it likes Duncan's yelling in general. Except this time around, Duncan's had about enough, and actually growls right back. Which results in, well, unfortunate things. Namely, that Pokégear getting dropped as Poochyena tackles the new guy to the ground. And even though neither of them are on-screen anymore, all the growling, barking, and angry cursing makes it pretty clear they still aren't getting along.]
Oh, you are so dead you little- OW! SERIOUSLY? HAIR PULLING?! WHAT KINDA SISSY DOG ARE YOU?!
[Yeah, this was just going beautifully.]
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Date: 2012-05-01 01:37 am (UTC)From:[ALL OF THE MATURITY. And focus, because he's pretty much not acknowledging a lot of what you have to say, Katara.]
And what kinda stupid name is "Poochyena"? It's just a dog.
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Date: 2012-05-01 01:52 am (UTC)From:Pokemon can understand us, not like most of the animals in most of our worlds, at least, Pokemon understand our language better here.
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Date: 2012-05-01 02:01 am (UTC)From:Is that what this thing is?
[Poochyena's held up by the scruff of his neck. And he just dangles there. Plotting.]
There's some old guy here who talked about Pokémon or whatever, but he didn't exactly explain anything.